Disney
is slowly but surely approaching the time when their IP rights will
be made public if they don’t churn out another movie, so it’s no
surprise that we’re seeing a boatload of live action remakes of old
Disney movies. And let’s be honest – they’re not even that bad.
Since
we’re going to see every Disney property again in live action in
the next decade anyway, let’s take a look at some of the most
overpowered Disney characters we’ve seen in their live action
movies so far. Small hint: Tarzan didn’t make the cut, all he does
is get raised by apes and swing on vines. That’s not a superpower.
Mary
Poppins
Apart
from getting a woman in the White House, is there anything Mary
Poppins can’t do? That umbrella has more talent and potential than
I do.
Underdog
He’s
essentially the Superman of dogs, and Superman is overpowered by
definition. Also, apart from being overpowered as hell, Underdog is
also the goodest boy of them all.
Malificent
Malificent
is so overpowered she managed to get a sequel despite being a pretty
average movie. Then again, I’m pretty sure Disney can take the hit
financially. Joking aside, Malificent really is pretty powerful in
the movies though.
Davy
Jones
Look,
you’re immortal and you have a boat that can essentially teleport
between dimensions. The only drawback is that you can’t visit solid
land more than once every ten years. I wish I couldn’t visit solid
land more than once every ten years, people suck. Your only drawback
is not having to deal with people. That’s a double win in my book.
The
Enchantress
Being
the main villain of Beauty and the Beast probably isn’t easy, but
it’s a whole lot easier if you can seemingly do whatever like the
Enchantress can. In fact, she’s so powerful it’s almost a
disgrace that she doesn’t win. With great power comes great
responsibility, right?
Don’t cite the old magic to this guy, because he was there when it was written. Also, he died and then came back again for seemingly no reason. I know Narnia doesn’t really adhere to the rules of the regular world, but spontaneous resurrection is something that I haven’t even seen happening in less grounded franchises than Narnia. And Narnia is already pretty not-grounded.
+ There are no comments
Add yours