Unsettling Food Art by @TotallyGourmet

Are you looking for a source of weird, unsettling pictures on Instagram? Well, look no further, as Jonas Nyffenegger and Sébastien Mathys have got you covered. They’ve started an account called @TotallyGourmet, where they showcase pictures of objects and forms that will freak out 9 out of 10 people. The one thing uniting all these pics is that they’re related to food one way or the other.

Can these
horrible monstrosities be called art? Why do they make me feel so
uncomfortable?

What a great start: a slice of watermelon with ketchup!

EarPods? Naah! Ever heard of EarLeeks? Best sound quality and a crunchy, healthy snack!

What if these were the shoes that Cinderella got from her godmother? Poor prince, he’d never find her.

A great example of how not to eat a PBJ sandwich.

A bike made of sausages? Who comes up with these things?

It’s been a while since I had Dominos Pizza. Is that a new recipe?

Now guess how much morning coffees it took to make this epic cup.

Everyone loves WhatsApp and icecream, right?

It will behoove you to try this devilishly delicious dessert!

Ah, what a stylish plate you have. It’s a perfect barf bag too!

That’s the right size of the French fries!

One of the most unsettling photos I’ve seen in my life – toothpaste on bread with a bite-sized piece missing.

What is this supposed to mean? Super fish? Is it a fish cake?

I don’t want to sound like a crepe, but this face is horrifying!

Sometimes people go too far. This is one of those times.

Oh my!

So that’s how you feed birds.

The best way to eat noodles.

This one is somewhat cute, but the more I look at it, the more freaked out I get.

Apple pizza anyone?

And last but not least, the big Orange Bird made out of cheese and spam. Delicious!